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The Gotham Report -- I learned about The Butthead Club

PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:27 pm
by Colleen K
:hi Hi All,

Sorry to be so late in my report, but Mom has been hogging the computer. Let's go back about a month ago to mid-May when Mom entered me in novice obedience at a local show. I really wasn't feeling like being obedient that day, so I wasn't :tg . I wouldn't heel on-leash next to Mom. And during off-leash heeling I continually went over to the side of the ring and sniffed at a piece of equipment. That worried the judge a lot because she thought I was going to pee on it. Not saying that I wouldn't have :wnk , but I hadn't done so at the point she EXCUSED me from the ring. Mom was not happy. She said I was now a member of the Cocker Butthead Club :shock: .

Can someone clue me in about the Cocker Butthead Club?

Just wondering,

Gotham

Re: The Gotham Report -- I learned about The Butthead Club

PostPosted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 12:51 pm
by Darra
This is a very elite club. Only the very best cocker spaniels get to be a part of it! You must be truly exemplary to have joined it so young. :HoHo :HoHo :HoHo

Re: The Gotham Report -- I learned about The Butthead Club

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 8:56 pm
by StellaR
Hi Gotham,
It is Louie here. :sun I have recently joined your older brother at the rainbow bridge, and I have been calling meetings from up here. Both my sisters (one competing and one spectating) were acting like me last Saturday.

Well, Dog Obedience should be renamed "Human Obedience". If your mother doesn't behave, you can speed dial me and the meeting is on.

Good job boy! We need the club to go on!

Louie Lou Rowlett, aka the Lard King :sun

Re: The Gotham Report -- I learned about The Butthead Club

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 9:00 pm
by Colleen K
Mr. Louie King,

My Mom just started crying. I think I need someone to explain what the Rainbow Bridge is?

Gotham

Re: The Gotham Report -- I learned about The Butthead Club

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 9:07 pm
by StellaR
Gotham,

Our physical body will all die some day. When that happens, a variable dimensional track will be laid by a loved one. We can then use our brilliant noses to follow the tracks and it will lead us to the glove at the rainbow bridge. In my case, my journey was pre-arranged and Dad asked Grandmo (who resides in heaven) to lay the track for me.

The rainbow bridge is where all of the good souls and all dogs (since we have hearts of pure gold) go. It is a good and safe place, where a lot our loved ones will be at.

Tell your mom not to be sad. I had come back and sent my mom a definitive postcard to tell her that there is indeed afterlife. My "dumb" mom had to theorize the postcard could be a coincidence. I sent her proof that it was a real postcard from her Lou.

So I will be waiting at the bridge for my pack. Till then, I will simply help run the Cocker Butthead Club from up here.

Louie Lou :sun